Thursday, March 30, 2006

Liberalese Translated

Don Surber says:

A friend sent me the following Republican-to-English dictionary that has been making the rounds:

  • alternative energy sources /n./ New locations to drill for gas and oil.
  • bankruptcy /n./ A means of escaping debt available to corporations but not to poor people.
  • Cheney, Dick /n./ The greater of two evils.
  • class warfare /n./ Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
  • climate change /n./ Progress toward the blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.
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